I’d just put together a parcel or stocking of lots of different toys. You just never know which toy they’ll like, so give them heaps to choose from

I love pet toys that are a little funny and different. I’ve gifted squeaky plush handbags, giant carrots, cake. Something fun

My husband got me a cat book from the newsagent that had puns saying how good a cat was – while more obviously pointing out their negative traits. It was pretty cheeky.
You could get a pet tag with a cheeky saying. Or a collar.

Nope. I was going to say to check out pet sections in supermarkets and discount stores chemists also have some pet items